Leaderboard

Sweary rant, but you know what, who cares: Society has gone utterly mad. I was out today at a shopping center (Pacific Fair FWIW) and a kids ball had landed in a water feature, and was out of reach, the fountain must've been maybe a bit deeper than ankle deep, MAYBE knee deep and had a flat bottom. What's fucking mental about it is there was a group of about 3 or 4 staff trying to figure out how to get the ball back. Like it was some impossible challenge that simply couldn't be solved. I watched for a good 4 or 5 mins until the wind happened to pick up, which brought the ball back, if it hadn't I think they'd still be there trying to figure out what to do 5 hours later. We're so far up bullshit public liability creek as a society, a bunch of adults couldn't bring themselves to take off their shoes off and walk though a small amount of water to get the ball back. $500,000 for a garden bed fall? Fuck what's left of society love, have a million! If some staff saw you standing there, that's basically the same thing as if Bugs Bunny himself had personally clubbed you in the kneecaps. Lady, if you happen to read this; thanks for making it that staff and customers have to be involved in confrontations about where they can and can't stand because of your inability to function as a person. Thank you for adding to the culture of a lack of personal responsibility. Just so you know though, society is fucked, and it's YOUR fault, and anyone who is even a little bit like you.

They just LOOK guilty. I mean, look at those damn bricks. They'd kill you and everyone you know and love.

Crazy. The Shoulder restraints definitely would have saved them all...

I'm not really seeing how this will work, but seeing how well these other project of his have gone, I completely believe if anyone can pull this off, it's LVH

That has to easily be one of the scariest ride accident I've ever seen on tape. All of the suddenness of it and of how violent it was. Thoughts and prayers are with the deceased's family at this time.

Rwc, Andrew, @AlexB...... On topic, even though sharknado was a pretty terrible movie, it falls into the it's so bad it's funny category. I think this would be great as a temporary attraction on the blue lagoon site.

I like sweary joz. sweary joz is cool. f**k yeah.

I came to have my question answered

she must have been really really stupid to incur an injury from that little step! some people are just unbelievable. if i was the ceo of MW i would be laughing in her face and saying

For those playing along at home... best online photo I could find of one of the offending "flowerbeds".

The 2011 movie Cabin In The Woods could be considered comedy-horror? The Sharknado IP may seem silly.....but I think that's the whole point. The walk through attraction will probably be hilarious, scary and all around fun at the same time.

If it did come to one of the parks, we know where Push will be getting a subscription to....

If this Sharknado project happens at Dreamworld and replaces KH at least it will fit in the Ocean Parade theme

Why would you use a wrist band just to trigger an effect when it could be done easily with IR beams or similar. Gotta be more to this.