So Frozen opened at EPCOT
And here's a handy side by side of the ride it replaced
Predictably, despite the new ride being better in pretty much every way, the Disney Fans can't quite bring themselves to like it. The comments on the different videos are hilarious, and since I can't sleep, I've decided to answer their comments on here, so here are the things that people say they don' t like about this ride, along with my response:
'The ride has no story'. Actually the story is simply that you're visiting Arendelle in summer and they're letting you in Elsa's fortress- it's the story of your trip to Arendelle. Ok so not much of a story maybe, but it's certainly more than Maelstrom's 'these scenes are all kind of about Norway but there is no coherent plot or really anything else connecting them'
'It lacks heart'. Yeah because that oil rig and random polar bear statue had so much heart
'They've closed in the outside but'. So? The outside bit did nothing when you were on the ride except let light in and it wasn't that amazing when you were outside looking in.
'Frozen is a fad and it won't be relevant for long'. Yeah, in the same way that Snow White, Dumbo, Cinderella Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast have been totally forgotten, soon Frozen will be forgotten too. Yeah, just because it's not in theatres, doesn't mean that the next several generations of little girls (and boys to a lesser extend of course) won't be brought up with frozen as a big part of their lives.
'It doesn't belong at EPCOT'. I can kind of understand that as its changed the direction of the park, but times have changed, move on. The direction of the park is changing, and people are voting with their feet. I'm sorry about that but it's true.
'It's not much of an upgrade than what was already there'. Ah what? Did you see the old ride? The new is better. Seriously, name one bit of the old ride that is better? Maybe I'll give you the waterfall before the drop. Somewhat related to this, someone else also complained about getting rid of Maelstrom for a short ride, without realising this is longer
'There's too much blue' Yeah, it's a Frozen ride, what did you think the main colour palette would be?
'I liked Maelstrom because it didn't have a line' Unpopular rides = better rides? Well then, bring back Superstar Limo and I hope they never replace Stitch at MK!
'It's not educational, the park is supposed to be educational!' The park is supposed to be entertaining and profitable. They've found out that want to have fun when they're on holidays. And really what did you learn on Maelstrom? That those who seek the spirt of Norway face peril and Adventure, but more often find beauty and charm?
'It's not worth waiting 5 hours for' I don't think any ride is.
Most of the complaints are pretty light weight. I've got a theory that most of the complaints are from adults who can't accept Frozen as a Disney classic (which it clearly is) because it's not a beloved part of their own childhood. New Disney stuff is always supposed to take a backseat to the classic stuff they grew up with. 'Frozen wasn't around when I was a kid, and I don't want it interfering with the Disney that I grew up with and love!'. Anyone who just admits that's that why they don't like it instead of making up lame excuses to try and justify themselves will have my respect.