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For those playing along at home (or wanting to be original), here's the "Unofficial Official Parkz Pun Tracker" (UOPPT)

OK joke's been done. Can we try and stick to commenting on current affairs?

@AlexB Good effort! I guess I flicked the switch that caused this chain reaction with my original comment. Maybe I should have relayed the information differently

I think they had more urgent construction projects to prioritise, so they've abandoned the Whitewater World expansion. Instead, they demolished the Disneyland-inspired cinema facade to create SkyVoyager, then abandoning SkyVoyager to concentrate on demolishing Wipeout to create a shaded seating area, which they've now abandoned.

Tower of terror is down for maintenance again. (08/06/2019 - 13/07/2019)

Looks like they’ll have a lovely stank mosquito invested park in no time there!

Went past the park, today, and noticed no major construction underway. Looks like those doomsayers who predicted the end of the Mi-s might have been right. Inferno is in pieces at the back of the park and appears to be getting a new paint job. There are no signs of construction on the hill next to Kraken. There are a ton of tyres next to the staff entrance, but the rest of the Grand Prix still seems to be in place. There’s more bunting than a 1970s’ roller coaster movie. For some reason they are using those flag things to block off large areas of the park. The spray tent is in residence next to the back of house area. There appears to be a new line of retic behind the bushes at the front. The rumours we heard before the park closed was along the line of family flats, but we also heard that Kraken cost $17.5 million! It also appears that they’re saving up for something decent. So, it looks like the water/dry ride cycle might be broken. Congratulations to all who predicted this downturn. 😢

In the last 24 hours, the forum has been transformed by this topic.

Don't try and stop this now it's a live wire here.

Some of these are so bad it Hertz

The were having a good go at it earlier this year at the same time as filling in the rapids. Then all of a sudden they filled in the earthworks done for the rivers and abandoned the site.