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I know it was sarcasm (nice to see you're reading my posts again by the way) but you couldn't have found a ride that is further from fitting the criteria. The closest this comes is "has a roof" and that wasn't even one of the criteria. A darkride requires an enclosed structure. NO In general, the interior is dark or dimly lit. NO The ride system uses a passenger-carrying vehicle that is guided by a track, waterway, or other method that follows a seemingly random path. NO The darkride depends mainly on scenery to produce the ride experience. Scenery can include simple pop up or boxed "gags" or "tricks", stationary or animated figures, paintings, complex animatronic scenes, and special effects. NO Sound effects also play an important role in most darkrides. These may range from simple horns and buzzers triggered by the passing ride vehicle, to isolated sound bites for each gag, or to a complex musical score complete with narration. NO You don't sound pedantic at all (trust me we know what a pedant is here). MM would most likely fall under 'transport rides'. Jesus christ you're trying so hard to be an asshole that you've gone past obtuse and straight to Reflex. Except they aren't enclosed, don't have an interior to be dimly lit, aren't guided around a seemingly random path, don't rely on scenery or sounds as being integral for the experience. The whole point of this discussion was you suggesting DW didn't need to build a darkride because they already did that recently. JR is categorically not a dark ride by any stretch, and DW could really do with a dark ride in the lineup.

That’s not indoors! Standing under a roof doesnt mean your indoors because you’re still exposed to the elements from the sides. Sky Voyager? Thats just a vintage car ride, it’s in its own category

While I think DW are ahead of MW in many ways, I think they are just one major thrill coaster and either a water based attraction or dark ride away from being ahead of MW in their attraction line up