Daniel

**Cough** Tell us something we didn't know **Cough** Pauly Boy!

Too much reading for me Joz, my attention span sucks. Sum it up in no more than 5 lines will you? I'll take your word for it and back up whatever you said. I generally agree with what you've got to say.

I hear ya brother! I was driving towards Wonderland the other day. Big arse fire raging away. It appeared to be Wonderland going up! Unfortunately, it was just the tip across the road Got me all excited for no reason...

What a load of crap!

The pig in the helmet has a higher IQ than you dolt!

Probably simply balancing it old son.

I've got a fair grasp on it you dolt! A bunch of reliable sources never goes astray. Just tell them you idiot!

You're a friggin idiot Scott!

Bus won't, but I might if you're good kids

Why would I care about them? Bus, that's why I always added 'I hope' on the end... It really was a lottery wasn't it... Better than leaving the train on the Bush Beast lift in the pouring rain because of the train filled with smart arse idiots. That definitely didn't happen either... Muhahahaha ya little bitch!

There were but I can't think of any off the top of my head. Just the stories of people drowning. But that nearly came true didn't it

No mate. Don't get a complex. I was talking about the brain dead idiot that asked the question. Whatever a shuttle coaster may be, because I've got NFI, Demon isn't one so what was the point of that statement? If that's a way of telling me that Demon could run two trains... remember that gun I was talking about? Numerous conversations overhead about Bounty's getting stuck upside down. I didn't ever egg them on at all either...

How about this beauty? Up at Demon on an unusually busy day: ''Mate, I've been waiting in the line for half an hour! Why doesn't this ride have two trains?'' Mate, just put a gun in your mouth and get it over with...

There's not enough minutes in the day for me to be able to cover everything I've heard. However two all time classics would have to be both from Space Probe on the same night! "Ohh... I thought we start at the top..." This was heard all the time, I'm sure Bus heard it. When told to leave loose items on the ground in front of the cabin rocket scientists would say, "Is this where we end up is it?" I love a challenge but bugger me...

I was kick arse old son, as long as you didn't piss me off! Boring, I'd say not. Ask Bus, I don't want to blow my own trumpet anymore Little Flea Flea remembers me.

I recall the man in question. A dolt to say the least!

Mate, I'm glad you decided to post it. I'm still pissing myself from when you first sent it. But we exaggerate the neglect at Wonderland don't we?

We did indeed sit down. Bit hard to dispatch Bush Beast standing up wasn't it Bus... I don't know how much longer Luna Park will get away with it for... especially as it gets hotter... Lucky we've had stuff all rain.

Use fullstops brother. They work wonders for someone reading. Welcome nevertheless old son.

Zodiac had it's benefits in winter and/or rain though. Put me up there any day! Close the doors, put your feet up on the control panel and watch the grand total of zero people walk by! Then half an hour later remember there's people going around above you and you should bring them back down hehe In all seriousness, it was good for wet weather and winter. Got very snug at times. Good looking visitors were always welcomed with open arms into Danny's Bachelor Pad! As you know very well you bitch, I spent many a day up there!

Tasmanian Devil could have done without an op booth though couldn't it Bus? Bus used to volunteer to do that ride right through December and January... It gave shade but made it a thousand degrees hotter with that friggin roof. Bloody dolts!

I can see it too brother upon second look.

It made an improvement! I am Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos, including the black hole Schwarz, if in fact there are no stairs to the catwalk which I really doubt, they're most likely just camoflauged by the dark background, the answer is cherry picker or similar. Time to wake the firies up...

Because he's a dolt and the Kiwi Wallopers finally caught up with him and he's presently in custody about to be charged with numerous beastiality offences.

That's rather demanding and aggressive of you Pauly... Manners will never go astray old son. Try again!