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@MickeyD Push is psychic like me. I predict beer in @joz future.

Now we know why sharks are the kings of the ocean. Whales have no guts.

I have lots of jokes about hats. But they’ll will probably just go over everyone's head.

Shit. Sorry, I fell off my chair when Gazza made a joke.

I still can't work out why SW went with 2 different buildings. One looks like a hangar that you would find at an airport & the other looks like a warehouse you would find in the back Nerang.

What a waste of a whale. SW had the opportunity to play a prank on Sea Shepherd right there.🤔

Lets give DW a medal. Medals for everyone. Slick is spot on. We need a master plan that DW sticks to. I'll wait to give out my medals pending DW’s future revels. I want "that" master plan which DW have promised and undelivered for many years.

Meh

Oh, you need to do them all. If you can't count coasters without including kids’ coasters, then you can't count chairlifts without riding ski fields ones. I think you should take this to the next level and include NZ as well.

It was a stupid alternative. A lazy river is a must have but isn't your showcase piece when you're trying to woo the crowds back to DW.

Slow down.

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A smart person would go and ask PCL.

I wouldn't call it cool. It's a standard water slide where you get to ride tube to the top instead of getting in the tube at the top. It's the lazy man water slide if anything.

CONFIRMED - SW have a new breading programme.

That's good WWW is getting so much love.

Amphitheatre removal has been confirmed with a new demolish approval. "DEMOLISH & REMOVE THE OLD BIG BROTHER AMPHITHEATRE AND ADJACENT BUILDINGS PCA/2019/4784"

Hydrocoaster eats your water coaster for breakfast @Gold Coast Amusement Force.😂

What ever happened to DW's comprehensive three-tier park-wide engineering and safety reviews? Surely this is ongoing and this was conducted on SV before it was submitted to Workplace Health and Safety Queensland. I would hate to think less of DW and conclude the comprehensive three-tier park-wide engineering and safety reviews was just for show.

GET IN MY BELLY!

A lick of paint and she will be like new.

Ardent really do go around in circles. 🤸‍♂️ Only 6 months ago the corporate setup of Ardent was changed so they could sell the excess land.

To be fair to DW they have made an improvement in rides being open for the last few months. (Except for SV. That ride has the devil in it)

Fecal matter Manure Feces

It doesn't matters what day you go at the moment. What's wrong with going to MW and riding a real coaster?