Daniel

I don't think he meant to imply that Rich. Poor old Shifty doesn't know whether he's coming or going sometimes. Poor little fella just gets confused.

Gaz, don't slip on the spelling now old mate. I was up there last month and there was quite a bit of visible rust in the track.

Ahh yeah sorry mate my bad. I'll find the little bugger and bung him up anyhoos.

Don't tell me... did a sort's norks fall out on Bounty's? Or just a buxom lady being squashed to the max? You've got to fill us in. You can't tease us like this. I'd have said to the girl at Demon, 'so it's his fault the place is closing!', and got really angry, that would have scared her off for sure. Mate, they do it at Zodiac all the time. The boofhead's try and press the foot pedal by sticking their leg through the bars and quite often getting stuck. Another thing they do is over the top of the door. Absolute idiots. They've also had a few incidents up there of people opening doors with umbrellas etc. The Snowy issue sounds pretty serious. Were there really people in the water? maybe it A-framed? hehe. Piss funny stuff. By the way, this is when 3 boats come together causing the one in the middle to go arse up... We shouldn't speculate anyway.

Ahh yeah, I forgot about that. I'll have a look for it. They put a tiny little bit of it in my local paper. Bastards they are, didn't print the good stuff. Standby. I'll find it eventually if it's around.

Speaking of Huss, where are you, you illiterate person you?

Shame the bastards that didn't show!

If you were in it for the money, you wouldn't be working in a theme park would you Rabid? That's for bloody sure.

So how did it go guys? Spill your guts! Anything interesting come of it? Did all show? Publicly ashame those who may not have shown right here Was everyone like you had pictured them or were there a few shocks? (to those that hadn't met before that is of course.) Did everything go according to plan? i.e. no problems with discounted entry and meals. How were the crowds? Any ride closures? More importantly, how was the bottle up last night? Any sore heads? :confused:

Shift, You should be working for the RAS in the marketing department old son. You've bought me with that spiel. You're a superstar Shifty. A marketing genius! Don't quote me on it but, could Mega Drop be some form of freefall ride per chance? Just a poke in the dark from moi. Cliffhanger, might be like the Price is Right game. Get the price wrong and you're over the cliff. Many would love you on that ride old mate Thanks for filling us in Shift Dog. I'll head out there at some stage after that.

The spelling gave the old alcofluence if incohol thing away old son :eek: That should be supern't! Have a good day out there today whoever is going. Hopefully it's a better day today weather wise than yesterday.

Thank God!

Yeah, will get a few sets of knives and forks out of it

Be sure to give them a friendly wave. Share the love.

Please don't be concerned friends. I have taken my time away to contemplate and find the peace that lies within us all. I now cannot wait to go and spread the love and peace within the greater community. Would you happen to be around on Sunday Bus?

No problems Shiftstar. Spelling, grammar and a good grasp of the English language is vital. It will be important every single day of your life. It makes reading a hell of a lot easier too. (It gives me the chance to be a sh*t stirrer too just quietly ) OK Shifty, I'll lay off old son. You're all special. If I could, I'd like to hug you all so we could share our love. Peace be with each and every one of you.

If I wanted you to know, it would be in my profile wouldn't it? So in other words, go away in liquid form. I'm only mucking around with you Shifty, don't crack the sh*ts and fly the coup old mate. It's funny mucking around with you that's all. You're such a soft target.

No mate, normal 7 hour day. 10:00-17:00. Only time operating hours change is on Saturday night when they are open until 22:00 these days. Unless it's raining and there's hardly anyone there of course, then they have in the past, opted to close early. But it'll be open all day Sunday.

It's a joke Shifter. Your spelling and grammar is pathetic you dolt. There's buckley's of me ever shutting up, so jam it old son. Here's how your post should have read: I don't get what you mean. Like the space probe will ever go to Jamberoo. The Demon is going to Dreamworld. You can't ask people if it is or isn't, because half the people or more, will not give you an answer. Daniel, how about you shut up for a change? My spelling and grammar is just fine. It's the post we are talking about here, so p**s off. (Whatever that means Shifty??) That looks a little different to the dribble you punched in. You are an irredeemably repugnant lackey and a masturbatory, mattress-soiling object of execration. Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Take heed, you nefarious vermin, may you have your armpits infested by a thousand fleas.

Now that Wonderland has gone belly up, how many of you actually worked or have worked there? There's at least 4 that I know of without even thinking about it. C'mon spill your guts. It's safe to do so now.

That 'very reliable source' wasn't Shifty by chance was it Wonderbus?

Yes they do

Can we just remove all the brakes and dispatch it first? Then I'll go to town on the chop chop. I want to see if the train will actually 'overshoot' lift 2 without brakes or a chain. Could make good viewing. I know, I know, thangyou very march. Good old Elvis.

Shifty Bugger, Do you really think that Wonderland would have let Dreamworld know, oh yeah, we've gone bust, we'll be closing in the new year, are you keen to buy Demon when we shut up shop? Sure old son. For your next post, read it beforehand you lazy dolt. You haven't got any better, in fact, you're probably worse. Lots of comas, not enough full stops. Ordinary spelling. Who says the future of our country is in bad hands when we have Shifty McShift Dog leading the charge?

Tell us all about the 'fishiness' Gear Shift. I'm interested now. Shame your brain hasn't fallen into place. What signs have been pointing in this direction since Wally World announced she's done? If it's true, you watch Dreamworld go like a one legged man in an arse kicking competition to get the land cleared etc. I am tipping it'll go where Thunderbolt is, along with some other attractions in the future. I presume that'll be the spot anyway. Any further input? Richard, as a member of the media I suppose, can you seek confirmation or get a response from either Dreamworld or Wonderland?