Want to hear something really scary? This is taken direct from the Fido column of todays Sydney Morning Herald - its a column that, each week, advertises jobs for volunteers who would like to donate their time for a worthy cause. This week, jobs advertised included Internet tutors for the Drummoyne Community Centre, A webmaster for a young people's program, a receptionist for Lifeline Western Sydney, and finally... this: Safety and Maintenance of Rides Location: Tonga Description: Australian Business Volunteers seek a volunteer to assist and advise on best practice for maintaining the safety and upkeep of fun park rides. Experience in ensuring the technical maintenance of the rides, an ability to train others, cultural sensitivity and willingness to work in a developing country. Travel and accommodation provided. - SMH, May 23 2005 Now I'd be a little scared if a volunteer was responsible for the safety of rides here, but maybe that's OK for the good unsuspecting people of Tonga. Maybe there is an opening here for you Joz?? Cheers Richard

Volunteer! Geez

lol why didn't I see this before? I am enough of a know it all to give it a crack, and I doubt the bloke who ends up doing it knows a great deal either