Dreamworld New Ride September 2014

[Reanimated35]

The wave, water, and shark will not be moved with it.

Only to make a small lake beside the ride which will dry up after a month and never be refilled due to 'water conservation measures' while the shark sits opposite the ride slowly rotting away in a garden.

[Slick]

I'd imagine when when the VRTP folk see the Ardent folk at the annual AALARA meetings, the conversation goes like this...

[bladex]

so that's their new ride....a maze?!

[DaptoFunlandGuy]

:Triple Facepalm:

[Brad2912]

Rofl..

[themagician]

So where is wipeout moving too???

[Richard]

Right... in an attempt to protect those that are innocent, fragile or easily confused, we're implementing mandatory use of a new [ sarcasm ] [ /sarcasm ] tag (sans spaces) in any and all instances of sarcasm. Simply wrap your post in the tag when you intend to use sarcasm... or humour in general, just to be safe.

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Wow what an awesome, useful feature. Thanks Parkz!

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[MaxxTheMonster]

HAHAHA

Love it Richard... On a similar note this is now my favourite thread.

[Brad2912]

So where is wipeout moving too???

It's going to be inside the big brother house. Less operating costs when only used for 3 months a year. So you'll have to apply to be on the show if you ever want to ride it again

[jjuttp]

It's going to be inside the big brother house. Less operating costs when only used for 3 months a year. So you'll have to apply to be on the show if you ever want to ride it again

You missed the mandatory tags.

[DaptoFunlandGuy]

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Wow what an awesome, useful feature. Thanks Parkz!

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Wait - are you saying that it is an awesome useful feature? or were you being sarcastic? I know you used the tags, but it seems like you're being serious?

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[Slick]

Right... in an attempt to protect those that are innocent, fragile or easily confused, we're implementing mandatory use of a new [ sarcasm ] [ /sarcasm ] tag (sans spaces) in any and all instances of sarcasm. Simply wrap your post in the tag when you intend to use sarcasm... or humour in general, just to be safe.

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Wow what an awesome, useful feature. Thanks Parkz!

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This new feature is great.

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Edited February 5, 2014 by Slick

[Brad2912]

You missed the mandatory tags.

Are you being sarcastic with me?

[jjuttp]

Are you being sarcastic with me?

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No.

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Edited February 5, 2014 by jjuttp

[DaptoFunlandGuy]

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i've just about had enough of everyone's shit!

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Ok - so we all know the new tags work.

There are some members who will need this tag switched on for everything they post...

[Slick]

There are some members who will need this tag switched on for everything they post...

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I can't imagine who you'd be referring to.

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[bladex]

should have known this was a joke thread. after all dreamworld don't add new rides!

[DaptoFunlandGuy]

should have known this was a joke thread. after all dreamworld don't add new rides!

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Yes they do!

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[Santa07]

ok, sorry to reply to a realyrealyrealyrealyrealy old topic about something that was on page two on this topic, but I've decided to do my lineup about all the dw rides

Thrill Rides:

Pandamonium - It's ok, but not great. You need a good stomach for the hard style, and the soft style is very boring.

BuzzSaw - Don't know about you guys, but I think it's quite a decent ride despite the capicity. If it's a walk on (which it has been several times) I will gladly do it several times in a row.

The Tower of Terror 2 - A great ride, although I swear it doesn't go nearly as high as it used to. Still, the theming (even if it is turbines) and lighting is pretty cool.

The Cyclone - It's old and needs to be replaced/needs a major upgrade. It's an ok ride experience but it needs something to add a bit of a 'wow' to it.

The Giant Drop - It's an amazing ride. Actually, I had a dream about it last night in which there was no queues and we could do it thousands of times over and over again

Wipeout - It's pretty good. Good capacity, and once they do the refurbishment (hopefully with new cycles) it should be a fairly decent ride.

The Claw - Good capacity again, it's quite fun, even if it is a spin and spew.

Motocoaster - Just why? Themeing is s*** ride experience is s***, everything is s***. Sea World were brave by building something similar, but they hit the jackpot with theirs.

Family rides:

Shockwave - It's okay, good family ride.

Rocky Hollow Log Ride - It's old as... compare it to Wild West Falls and it's basically nothing. Even the log flume at sea world is better. Actually, there both pretty bad.

Thunder River Rapids Ride - It's a great ride for all ages, I think it's still pretty fun. You get quite wet, but it actually really depends where you sit.

Avis Vintage Cars - It's old and needs a lot more themeing. Done.

The only kids ride I've ridden is escape from madagascar (back when it was runaway reptar) and for a kid, it's good fun.